AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Hello one and all who blog and surf other people's blogs for fun because they have no lives of their own! I AM ALIVE! I know it seems that I havent been because I have been gone. Well, not GONE, gone, just gone-ish, if that makes any sense. Anyway, I am back. Hip hip hooray!!!!!!!!! Well, I have had a day. Not necessarily a bad one, just a mediocre day where I almost blew up and scattered tiny bits of me all over the school. You see, my friend has been acting really egotistical lately, and I cant seem to figure out why. She got this really important position and I think that it has gone to her head. She used to be really nice, but now, all of a sudden, she's being incredibly mean to almost everyone, including her friends. I don't understand why she would want to do that to us. I really think she has just been corrupted by all this power she has been given. Power DOES corrupt people, or so I've heard. Initially, I had hoped that it was just some weird phase that would breeze by, but it hasn't. She just keeps getting worse and worse, and I dont know what to do about it. It's like shes on the rampage or something. I want to confront her about it, but I really hate confrontation, for the simple fact that people usually yell in these situations. I guess all I can do is hope that she grows out of it. She used to be really nice and fun, but now she's just mean, and I dont like hanging out with her anymore. I just hope she realizes what she is doing.

PEACE

IM BACK!

So....um....IM BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PEACE

CAMP SONGS!

Tommorow, after school, I am leaving to go to camp, and preform that lovely play that I spoke of earlier! So, I won't be blogging for awhile. I know all of you out there is cyber space are weeping tears of agony. So! to keep you busy, I have devised a little game! Well, not really a game. Just something for you to do while I'm away. Because I know that all of you will miss me so so very much. (Just play along here people!) Keeping with the camp theme, I have written below, one of my favorite camp songs, from my Episcopal church camp, Camp Henry that I used to go to before I got all intertwined with other summer activities. I would like you to rate the song from 1-10, 1 being the worst camp song you have ever heard, and 10 being a rousing good campfire song that you will remember for years to come, and sing to your children, and your childrens children, and your childrens childrens children. (If you are still alive by then, which depending on future scientific developments, you may very well be). Then, I want you to post any camp song that you have ever heard. And, no, it cannot come from Spongebob. Then, when I get back, I will rate them myself! I hope you will comply. I enjoy camp songs!


BLACK SOCKS

black socks, they never get dirty
the longer you wear them
the blacker they get.
some day i'll probably launder them
something keeps telling me
dont do it yet
not yet
not yet
not yet
not yet!

repeat until disgusted with how disgusting your socks are getting.



and if that doesnt satisfy you, there is always the beefsteak song!



BEEFSTEAK!

FI!
FI FYE!
FI FYE FO!
BEEFSTEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh no no not the beefsteak!
oh no no not the beefsteak!
eenie meenie disaleenie oo
ah umbaleeni ochi kochi
umerachi ochi kiyou!

repeat 1x

Wolves, and Baby Bears, and Little Red Riding Hood...OH MY!

This weekend, I am going to a mini thing for my girl scout troop. It's kind of a camp. We go up and live in icky rustic cabins on stilts, eat mediocre camp food, and sing odd campfire songs. It's pretty much amazing. Because, let's face it, who doesnt love odd campfire songs? (You may say that you don't, but deep down, I know that you love a rousing campfire song, just like everyone else.) Anyway, since I am in a senior troop (That's the highest you can go for all you non-girlscouters.) we have to come up with something that will entertain 82734982374923847 younger girls whsoe ages stop at around 10. So, my troop has devised something incredibly awesome, that surely everyone will love. A PLAY!!!!!!!!!!! A play that I got to write, might I add. I was throughouly excited when I found out the other girls wanted me to write it! It's a spin on Goldilocks, and The Three Bears. You see,

Goldilocks HAS BEEN FRAMED!!!!!!!!!!! At least that's the premise. Ultimately, the kiddies get to decide who done it. (Being, who broke Baby Bear's chair.) Anyway, the whole basic idea is that there is this inspector, who rounds up all the suspects in a criminal line up. The suspects are, The Big Bad Wolf, Glinda The Good Witch, Little Red Riding Hood, and none other than Goldilocks herself. They are all in a line up, and they all have their reasons for breaking into The Bear's house. They are intertwined in their lives, such as the Wolf having a crush on Goldilocks who is dating The Muffin Man, Glinda who killed The Wicked Witch of The West who was Little Red Riding Hood's dearest friend, and Little Red who is supposedly Goldilocks' friend. It's all one crazy mess, but so much fun to perform. I can't wait to do it in front of people.

PEACE

(Let's gather 'round the campfire, and sing our campfire song. C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G SONG! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G SONG! And if you dont think that we can sing it faster than youre wrong, but it'll help if you just sing along! BUM BUM BUUUUUUUUUM!!!!!..........Told you!)

Shocking Discoveries...

In the Catholic faith, there is a patron saint of cream cheese.

Chew on that one for awhile.

New York Style Pizza

Yesterday, I drove me and my mom to Tony's after we went shopping. That place was AH MAY ZYNG!!!!!!!!!! I wanna go there all the time now! See, when I was up in New York, my life changed forever. I had, for the very first time, REAL New York pizza. And it was a heavenly experience. I think I saw God. (Okay, maybe that one was a bit extreme, BUT! it was quite delicious). The best pizza I have ever tasted. So of course when we came back, the thought of eating regular ol' southern pizza made me feel a little blue, because I knew that I would never taste a pizza as good as that one. WELL I WAS WRONG! Tony's is a little italian place. It's not really that fancy, but they serve alot of different Italian foods, including REAL NEW YORK STYLE PIZZA! And the owners are from New York, so there's no way they can get it wrong. Anyway, of course we go in, and we order two peices of pizza, because, well, we were hungry. Little did we know that one slice of pizza was BIGGER THAN OUR HEADS!!!!!!!!!! I couldnt even finish one slice! IT WAS AWESOME! Hence my excessive use of capital letters. The garlic bread wasnt too shabby either, and my mom said their marinara sauce was awesome. I didnt have any, because I dont like to taint the perfectly good taste of garlic bread with strange sauces. If you have a hankering for some realy New York style pizza, I suggest Tony's, which I cant give you directions to, because I HAVE no sense of direction!

PEACE

Arent animals the greatest?

I haven't been on in like forever. Mostly because my life is more boring then a blade of grass. At this moment in time anyway. So, in my vain attempt to find something to write about, I searched the internet, and found these two very interesting pictures. I'm not sure, but I have a feeling that that cat's ear is not behind it's head, but is in fact, not there anymore. Poor kitty. He's like the Vincent Van Gough of the feline world. I wonder what little girl kitty he cut it off for. Ah well, his expression is funny, even if he is only mono-eared. Then theres, da na na na na na na na BATDOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quite an excellent likeness of Batman, I must say. Although he might have a had a tad less fur. But, in such dark times where our own crime fighting superdog is needed, I have to ask. Where is Robin, The Puppy Wonder? How can our brave hero go on without his colorful sidekick at his side? The world may never know.

PEACE